Undead Girl
(to Billy Joel's "Uptown Girl")
(about Rahariel)
Undead Girl
She's been livin' in a Frostfell World
She used to be part-fairy and part-elf
She never liked that part about her self
And so he shelved it for an Undead Girl
Visiting Strahd there in his Undead World
And if anyone gave her a chance
When they saw her at the Divine Dance
She'd have a chance
And if she knew what
She wants from her time
Then she might wake up
And make up her mind
But now I'm such a dud
Just because she wants my blood
She's an Undead girl
You know she has trouble out in the world
She's getting tired of the looks and stares
And all the clerics with their vicious glares
But they'll get theirs
Undead girl
You know she can't exist just drinking squirrel
But maybe someday when her fangs sink in
She'll get that sanguine stuff beneath my skin
And then she'll win
And when she's stalking
She's looking so fine
And though we're mocking
She's made up her mind
She'll prove she's not so dumb
Just because she's becom-
Ing an Undead Girl
She thought she'd give the vampire thing a whirl
As long as anyone with hot blood can
She'll go out looking for a hot-blood man
That's what I am
Undead girl
She's my undead girl
You know that I'm scared of
An Undead Girl
My Undead Girl...