Roxy and the Eberron Girls
(to the tune of "Josie and the Pussycats" (cartoon theme))
Roxy and the Eb'rron Girls
Frisky, like hyper squirrels
Vacay, in par'llel worlds
Deneith twins, curse reversed
Now find out the curse gets worse
Hurry, hurry!
Is Ana in Greyhawk?
Or maybe Hell?
She could be in Cormyr,
Or Shadowdale
Maybe she's in Krynn, now
Makes no difference
Anywhere a clue is found
Roxy blows the whole place down
Come on along now!
Roxy and the Eb'rron Gals
A-types, and steadfast pals
Have sex, to boost morale
Looking for a missing twin
This is where the plot begins
Roxy and the Eb'rron Girls
Roxy and the Eb'rron Girrrrrlss
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah