The Rhukaan Horror Show
(On a trip to Sharn, in Eberron, Tinya tries to convince Iltinger and the unusually shy Rei to see her favorite musical, by performing some numbers herself)
(to the tune of "The Time Warp" from The Rocky Horror Show)
It's astounding. That show is
awesome
Music chills your soul
And it's starting..."
Random guy: "In not very much longer"
Tinya: "I've got to see the show.
"I remember Rhukaan Horror
Watching, way back when
People dressed up in costumes
Throwing stuff at the actors....
"Let's go see that show again!
Let's go see that show again!
Random Guy 2: "It's just a block to the left
"Then a turn to the right
"Go right up the stairs
"Settle in for the night
Gathering Crowd: "But if you've never been...
They'll take your pants off on staaaage...
"Let's go see that show again!
Let's go see that show again"
Tinya: "It's so dreamy
And everybody can see me
In bra and panties
Or nothing at all
In another dimension
Disbelief in suspension
Unsecluded, we'll see all.
Rei, we'll all have to go strip
At the least down to your slip
Random Guy 1 again: "And nothing, will ever be the same"
Tinya: "We'll enjoy the sensation
"Like we're under sedation!!!!!!!!!!!
"Let's go see that show again!
Crowd: "Let's go see that show again!
Tinya: "So a block to the left?
"Then a turn to the right?
"We'll go right up the steps!
And watch the show tonight!
"It's such an awesome show, that really drives you insaaaaane.
"Let's go see that show again!
Let's go see that show again!"
"Well we were flying down the street just a having a think
When Iggy boy gave me an evil wink
He took us to Sharn, and then to my surprise
My favorite show in a brand new reprise
I turned to him with the biggest grin
And said let's go to Rhukaan Horror again!
Crowd: "Let's go see that show again!
"Let's go see that show again!
Tinya: "It's just a block to the left!
Crowd: "And then turn to the right!!!
Tinya: "Then we go up the steps!
Crowd: "And settle in for the night!!!
"And then we'll see the show
"That drives a deva insaaaaane!
Let's go see that show again!
Let's go see that show again!!!!"
(to the tune of "Sweet Transvestite" from The Rocky Horror Show)
"How d'you do, I
See you're confused by
Participation plays...
I'm a little let down, because
When we came
I thought you were wise to these ways.
Don't get strung out, if you don't understand
Why this show attracts weirdos
It's not much of a play if you just sit and watch
But it's fun if you dance in your Speedos
It's just a sweet odd stage play, with transsexuals, here in Breland.
So let me show you around, so they don't pull your pants down
They can tell if your a Rhukaan Horror virgin
Or if you want to fit in, just wallow in sin
We could dance on the stage, if your urgin' "
Warforged guy in the next row:
"I see you've brought in some squares, those two
over there
Tell them both that they don't have to worry". Shifter girl:
"Right"
Warforged: "Tell them where to shout lines, and I'm
sure they'll be fine.
But the curtain's coming up. Better hurry."
Tinya:
"So I got caught with the noobs? What can ya do?
Well, babies, have no sorrow
If the show's really tight, we'll be drunk by tonight
And we'll have to find each other tomorrow.
It's just a sweet odd stage show, with transsexuals, here in Breland...
So why don't you sit and have fun? I brought water guns
This show's my favorite"
Somebody in the audience: "Sexual!"
Tinya:
"Obsession.
I've learned every line, can say them in time
And it's good for relieving my"
Somebody in audience: "Sexual!"
Tinya: "Tension.
It's just a sweet odd stage show, with transsexuals, here in Breland!
"So why don't we go, and sit in the front row
'Cause I'm giddy with antici..."
(Say it!)
"...pation.
But I'll just shut up, 'cause the curtain is up
So I'll be quiet for now...
But not the duration."