Orien Girl
(to Avril Lavigne's "Sk8ter Boi")
(an ode to Amizath d'Orien's soap operatics)
She was a girl, and sometimes a boy
Could I make it any less obvious
She'd go get drunk, and often get laid
What more can I say?
She wanted Niz, but she'd never tell
She wanted his fiancee as well
But things that Niz did, and things that he said
Created problems that were all in his head
She's an Orien girl
Took Niazan flying girl
She fell for that dumb winged boy hard
Created a major stir, until he broke up with her
At least now she could turn to Kar'
Two days from then, she lay in his bed
Only now Kara is there instead
They bitched and the cried, and thought it was bleak
Only to be dating within the week
They dated for months, and both filled with bliss
Till Kara witnessed a harmless kiss
A passionate fling with Ami's best friend
How could such a small thing mean the end...
She's an Orien girl
Inside, Kara's dying girl
Monogamy's too hard for her
Never on the same page, Kara flew off in rage
Things would never be what they were...
She's an Orien girl
Relationship’s in a whirl
Never will be the same again
Future was now in doubt, not sure what it’s all about
Maybe she’ll turn to her best friend
Sorry, Kara, you missed out
How time flies, she's got Niss now
I hope we can stay good friends
But this is how our story ends
Even though we were engaged
By our parental regal say
It took time for us to see
This is how we both should be
She was a boy, but also a girl
Could I make it any more obvious?
That she is in love with Nissa Deneith
And they rock each other's world....
She's an Orien girl
She's no longer cryin' girl
She's finally with the one she wants
A crazy swashbuckler, wavin' her rapier
Reparte with her playful taunts
She's with the Deneith girl
The one who's her zenith girl
She's our of her romantic rut
Redheaded swashbuckler, wavin' her rapier
If they don't drive each other nuts...