Lightning Rail to Breland
(played in the background during a chase scene. Don't ask. To the tune of the Monkees' "Last Train to Clarksville")
Take the lightning rail to Breland
And I'll meet you at the station
I'll be chasing Rag and Rooby
Till they reach their destination
Don't be slow, oh no, no, no!
'Cause I'm haunting an old theme park
And I must chase people out
Don't want those pesky kids to make a trap
And find me out
So they must go, Oh, no no no
Oh, no, no, no!
And I don't know why I'm doing this at all.
Take the lightning rail to Breland
I'll be waiting at the station
That line holds no real meaning
So I have no explanation
There we go. Oh no, no, no
Oh, no, no, no
Take the lightning rail to Breland
And I'll catch that Rooby Roo
So he and those pesky kids of his
Won't find out what I do
They musn't know, Oh, no, no, no
Oh, no, no, no
So I'll catch them and they're never coming home.
Take the lightning rail to Breland
Take the lightning rail to Breland...