Girl of a Demigod
(to Dusty Springfield's "Son of a Preacher Man")
(About Penembre Erasilmus)
Penembre was an Aasimar
And she came to Sigil from way afar
When boys gathered round, started leerin'
That's when Pembe would start to cheerin'
All through the battle, she'd start cheerin'
Then she'd look into my eyes
Hermes knows to my surprise
The only one who could raise attack rolls
Was the girl of a demigod
The only one who could run those track poles
Was the girl of a demigod
Yes she was, yes she was, mmm, yes she was.
Being cheery was always easy
Lead singer, Everybody Gets Laid
Battle breaks out, she sings her filk songs
And the party knew everything was all right
+3 bonus and everything was all right
Can she keep it up ten rounds tonight?
The only one with 26 Charisma
Was the girl of a demigod
And the only one who competes with Tinya
Was the girl of the demigod
Yes she was, yes she was, oh yes she was
How well I remember
Raising money to help the Squad
Stealin' kisses from Krusk in the quad
Takin' time to make time
Bouncy cheers with tight rhymes
Learnin' from each other's knowin'
Coffee at Jayla's, recitin' poems
And the only one who could sing those high keys
Was the girl of a demigod
And the only one who could charm ol' Manny
Was the girl of a demigod
Yes, she was, yes she was
The only one who could ever reach me
She was the sweet-voiced girl of a demigod
The only one who could ever teach me
I guessed she was the girl of a demigod
The only one who could buckle Krusk's knees
Grecian maiden girl of a demigod
Ahhh, moved me