For the Horde!
(to Denise Williams' "Let's Hear It For the Boy")
(This song has nothing to do with Sigil Prep. I wrote it in response to some World of Warcraft talk in the Out of Character thread)
My blood elf, she don't talk sweet
She don't have much to say
But she loves me, loves me, loves me
Although she mana-taps me anyway
And maybe her outfit's tight
But I don't really mind
'cause every high elf that she spears
Makes me want to cheer
Let's hear it for the Horde
Oh let's give the Horde a hand
Let's overrun Alliance
You know you got to understand
Whoa, she's just level twenty-three
But she kicks ass in PVP
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Let's hear it for the Horde...
My undead, she dances weird
Like some depressed girl Goth
But she loves me, loves me, loves me
She's the best Forsaken gal in Azeroth
And maybe she gained HP
By eating my friend's corpse
But she can run a quest so well
I just want to yell
Let's hear it for the Horde
Oh, let's give the Horde a hand
Let's hear it for Troll Shamans
You know you gotta understand...
Maybe my tauren's full of bull
And my orc doesn't look that cool
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Let's here it for the Horde
(dance break)
I can never get enough
Hanging out at Thunder Bluff
Hear it for the Horde
Let's give the Horde a hand
Let's bust some heads in Stormwind
You know you gotta understand
Wish some of my Guild's around
Damn I think the server's down
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Let's hear it for the Horde
Let's hear it for my orc
Let's hear it for my blood elf....