Fairy Queen
(to Abba's "Dancin' Queen")
(I don't like this one very much, but here it is, anyway. It's about Fae the Fairy Queen Fairy Princess. It plays on a jukebox as a key to the portal from Sigil to the Plane of Faerie)
She can flit, she can fly, having an
immortal life
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in at Fairy Queen
Friday night and you want to eat
Looking out for an ice cream treat
Where they give you the big scoops, in the waffle cone
Won’t somebody give you a bone?
Anybody could go get bilked
At the Queen of Frozen Cow’s Milk
With a couple of sprinkles, you think it’s fine
You’re in a fast food trance
But if you had the chance...
You’d want the Fairy Queen, rich and sweet, with real vanilla bean
Fairy Queen, and you know the restaurant is clean
You could sing, you could filk, about the Queen of Frozen Milk
See that store, watch that scene, you want the Fairy Queen
Her stuff’s tasty, it turns you on
Want some more after you are gone
Looking out for another, but no one else will do
You’ve lost that fast food trance
Because you want that chance...
To eat at the Fairy Queen, rich and sweet, from which it’s hard to wean
Fairy Queen, where mint chocolate chip is green
Ice cream’s good, ice cream’s real, none of that Frozen Cow swill
Find that girl, watch that scene, dig in at Fairy Queen