Fafnir!
(Xizlqk, Amizath, Kara, and Anissa attend an opera based on the Norse legend of Fafnir. A number of really, really silly vignettes are heard.)
(to "Staying Alive" from Saturday Night Fever)
"Well you can tell by the way I forge
and fight
I'm a famous dwarf, with godly might
Battle hot and women warm, I've been kicked around
By god and Norn
Now it's alright, it's okay
I battle giants anyway
We can try to understand
The Ragnorak's effect on man
Whether you're an Aesir, or whether you're a Vanir
You're murdering Dad, murdering Dad
Stealing, fighting, braggin', then turn in to a dragon
You're murdering Dad, murdering Dad
ah, ah, ah, ah, Murdering Daaaaaaaaad...."
(to "C is for Cookie" from Sesame Street)
"L is for Loki
Now murder dwarves for me
L is for Loki
Now murder dwarves for me
L is for Loki
Now murder dwarves for me
Oh, Loki, Loki, Loki, Obey me!"
(to Bananarama's "Venus")
"Deity on a Rainbow Bridge
Shining like a silver flame
Overgod of Lightning and War
And Odin was his name
"He's Odin... Yeah, baby he's Odin
Well, I'm All-Father, I'm All-knowing
What's your desire..?"
(to the "Theme from Shaft". Damn right)
(To the argument scene from "Les Miserables")
Fafnir, at last, we see each other
plain
Transformed linnorm, I'll see you bound in chains..."
"Before you say another word, Sigurd
Before you slay me with your sword named Garn
Listen to me, there's something I must do
My brother leaves behind some tarnished gold
There is none but me who can steal it now
In mercy's name, just let me steal the gold
Then I'll return..."
"You must think me mad"
"Then I'll return..."
"I've hunted you across the years
Men like you are changed to dragons
A man, such as you..."
(To "I've Been Working on the Railroad", traditional)
"I've been turned into a dragon
All the live long day
I've been turned into a dragon
Just so Odin has his way...