The Cowardly Illithid's Song
(to "If I Only Had a Brain" from The Wizard of Oz)
"When a man's an aberration
He has a bad sensation
Of gripping hunger pains
And the one thing to quell 'em
Is to suck a cerebellum
If I only had your brain
"It would be a tasty snack treat
To eat your brain pan sack meat
While you suffer in disdain
And I would cook your gooses
By slurping up your cranial juices
If I only had your brain
"Oh I could tell you why
My tentacles pierce your head
I would suck upon your mind until you're dead
And then I'd laugh
While your corpse bled
"I would not be just a nuthin'
Sitting here and freakin' bluffin'
Because I'm impotent and lame
And perhaps I could serve you
And be making a meal... erve you
If I only.... Had your brain..."