Biklik Was a Kobold
(S'kkip kisses Biklik's ass at karaoke. to the tune of Three Dog Night's "Joy to the World")
"Biklik was a kobold,
Was a good friend of mine
I never understood why he doesn't rule the world
'Cause I'm always kissin' his behind
And he likes it when I kiss his behind
Singin'
Joy to Biklik
All the boys and girls now
Joy to the Vecnite who they call Stabbity
Joy to you and me
If he were the king of the world
Tell you what I'd do
I'd go ahead and toady just like I do right now
And so would the rest of you
Sing it now...
Joy to Biklik
All the boys and girls
Joy to the kobold with the dead family
Joy to you and me
You know I'm just a flunky
It's how I have my fun
I'm a snivelling pisser and a shoe polish kisser
Unless there's Drow ladies, then I run
The Drow ladies make me run
Joy to Biklik
All the boys and girls
Joy to the kobold who's the best he can be
Joy to you and me
Joy to Biklik
All the boys and girls now
Joy to the future king of all that you see
Joy to you and me
(repeat ad infinitum)"