Always a Tiefling
(to the tune of Billy Joel's "Always a Woman")
(an ode to Moralulani, former tiefling who had herself transformed into a succubus)
She can kill with a touch
And still make you scream "yes"
She can summon a Vrock on a 30 or less
And she looks like whatever she wants you to see
She's a succubus now
But she's always a tiefling to me
She'll go visit her Gran
At the Root of all Evil
And her mom cooks up cookies
made of offal and weevils
And she fought in the Blood Wars to upgrade, so she
Could become a tannar'ri
But she's always a tiefling to me
Oh, She upgraded herself
She was once a poor girl
Who spoke Cant all the time
Oh, now she has level drain
Hangs out in the Abyss
(I can't think of a rhyme....)
And she's looking for more
Than poor Vander would give her
Now her Dad's really pissed,
He might rip out Van's liver
But now she's the best
And the worst she can be
She's got functioning wings
But she's always a tiefling to me
Oh, she takes care of herself
She can bribe her way on
To the cheerleading squad
Oh, and she hates Amizath
And she once stabbed Kythind
But that kobold was odd.
She is frequently kind
And she's suddenly cruel
(I left those lines alone
They seemed fitting and cool)
She goes to Sigil Prep
So she'll earn a degree
And the worst she will do
Is charm monster on you
But she's always a tiefling to me.