Administration
The Lady of Pain (Dean of Schools, headmistress; Based on the Planescape character; property of WotC)
Shemeska the Marauder (Arcanoloth Sorcerer-12/Expert-5; Dean of Admissions, Dean of Administration, Administrator of Financial Aid): Shemeska is in charge of admissions, and takes her job very seriously. She has organizational skills that would leave a Lawful character in awe, but makes up for it by her ability to twist her very administration to her own ends. She is not allowed to limit admissions based on race, belief, or alignment. However, she is ready to discriminate based on any number of other criteria. Only Shemeska knows the exact student population, where and when all the classes are, why the landscape of the city seems to change from day to day, where you left your meal card, Lidda's shoe size, and which portal leads to Mystara, and why know one seems to go there. She holds on to this information greedily, handing it out only in small portions, to those who need to get to those classes (sometimes). (based on the Planescape character; property of WotC)
Mr. Roper (Advanced Roper (20 HD) Expert-10; Dean of Housing): His name is too complicated for your puny humanoid tongues to pronounce. He allows you to call him "Mr. Roper", but you must offer him food. Or treasure. Mr. Roper lives in Sub-basement J of the Admissions Building, and is, in his own way, nearly as organized as Shemeska. It is his job to make sure every student has a place to live; no small task since Shemeska often allows more students than available dorm space. Shemeska hates Roper. Roper doesn't care. He is quite creative, often housing students in closets, boiler rooms, or rooftops. Students unhappy with their living situation may delve into the vast dungeon that is Sub-basement J, to seek out Mr. Roper. They must bring food or treasure to bribe him; or he'll eat the smallest member of the party.