A Whole New Multiverse
(to "A Whole New World" from Disney's Aladdin)
(Xizlqk agrees to go on a date with a very strange efreeti noble, in exchange for some wishes)
"I can show you the worlds
The carpet's warded from fire traits
You won't burn up on our first date
If you keep your hands inside.
I can open your eyes
Ysgard layer by layer
Beware that Illithid Slayer
And enjoy the carpet ride
A Multiverse
A bunch of planes for us to view
Created by some sod-
ding selfish gods
Who sit around and bicker
A Multiverse
Material, in- and outer planes
But when we go to Hell
You'll think it's swell
That you're enjoying the Multiverse with me
Now you'll see the Multiverse with me...
Relative gravity pulls
Indefinable time flow
No direction is below
Till you decide which way to fall
A Multiverse
(Don't you dare close your eyes)
A hundred thousand planes to see
(If you even have eyelids)
If there's a portal there
We'll hit Khorvaire
Then swing around to Pandemonium
A Multiverse
With transient planes to shortcut through
There's Elemental Air
And a Formian lair
Let me share this Multiverse with you
A Multiverse
That's where we'll be
Dimension shift
Passing through rifts
For you and me..."