Wicker's Song
(This one pretty much sucks. Evil orphan overlord Wicker explains his plans to Pembe and Iltinger, but instead of the expected Oliver! parody, it's to the tune of Guns N' Roses' "Sweet Child O' Mine")
"He's just a child of a certain
age,
And raised in a newsboy orphanage
So everything
is tried as a juvenile
So everytime a cop sees his face
And takes him away to that station place
They'll let him go
If he just breaks down and cries
Ohhhh, sweet thief o' mine
Oh, whooooa, sweet crook o' mine.
He's got eyes that are big and wide
And if he runs away
Most people shout and wave their fists
But seldom give him chase
He fits inside a small tight place
In case he has to hide
And if he ducks back fast enough
The cops will just
Pass him by...
Ohhhh, sweet thief of mine
Whooa, whoaaaa, urchin of mine..."
And then there's a two and a half minute guitar solo.