Nark and Mav
Full Names: Narkolis Flar’garl; Mavdin M’lgibson
Nicknames: none
Occupation: vice cops
Homeplane: Sigil
Known Relatives: none
Group Membership: the Harmonium
Background: In a world where day and night have no meaning, where crime
is defined only by those who chose to enforce it, two men stand up to defend
what’s right.
He’s a by-the-book half-ogre, two months* from
retirement.
He’s a maverick chaond with something to prove.
Together, they seem to be the only cops who show up for
any given crime. Whether it’s murder, mutilation, or mayhem, Nark and Mav are on
the scene. Arguing, in-fighting, forgiving, buddy hugging, performing over the
top dramatic scenes whenever the opportunity arises.
Narkolis Flar’garl is Nark!
Mavdin M’lgibson is Mav!
Special guest starring Pesci Goblinetti as the lovable
mobster.
Coming soon to a plot thread near you.
Appearance: Nark is a half-ogre, slightly pot-bellied, cheaply dressed in
out-of-date slacks and a button-up shirt. He seems generally harried, mainly
because he’s partnered with Mav.
Mav, meanwhile, dresses in denim things. Jeans, jean
jacket, jean sneakers, like that. His skin is slightly ruddy from being a
chaos-type planetouched, although his hair is always perfect. He has a look in
his eyes like he might snap at any moment.
Role-playing Nark and Mav: They’re movie cops. Yes, that movie. Beverly
Hills Cop. But the other one, too. Nark is a by-the-book cop, frequently
flustered, complaining about every complication in the case, usually caused by
his partner. He has a slight stammer when he’s anxious, especially when Mav is
about to go insane.
Mav is always about to go insane. He threatens
violence, to perps, to witnesses, to random bystanders, and sometimes to
himself. Nark has to talk him down, all the while he’s repeating variations of
the same threat. He is, however, always talked down.
They are both overly dramatic, performing agonizing ‘my
buddy is dead’ dialogues over the unconscious body of any PC they’re helping out
if he falls down even for a moment. They make up from even slight disagreements
with heartfelt “I love you, man” and a big buddy hug.
Under no circumstances do they actually ever solve a
case. They mostly just let information slip that lets the PCs take over the
investigation. Nonetheless, if a cop is needed, these are probably what you get.
*(give or take an indefinite amount of time)