Akbar!
(To the tune of "Prince Ali (reprise)" from Disney's Aladdin)
(Akbar has an irrational, rage-inducing fear of muffins, brought on when the Muffin Man's evil muffin machinations killed his sister. The Muffin Man tells his side of the story... in song)
"That Akbar
Went much too far
Mocking my baking
Said my cakes were merely fakes
No flavor at all
And his Gleam got into my cream
Making mess all over the scene
Then He left a mess for me to clean!!!!! ((deep crescendo))
"So Akbar
Pushed me too far
Made me go crazy!
I made snacks that could attack
The whole city
His personality flaws
Gave me adequate cause
To send giant muffins stomping through his town
Knocking all of the buildings there down
Power incredible, and also edible
Until he and his drake were just mars
That damned Akbaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!"