Mierra's Song
(to the tune of "Part of Your World" from Disney's The Little Mermaid)
(The first Disney-style musical number in the game. Mierra is the third of Niazan's seemingly endless arranged fiancees, who is expressing her inner thoughts about meeting him.)
"Look at this guy, he's sort of
weird
Here's the exact situation I feared
This is the guy who says, 'Hi, I'm your fiancee'
Feathery wings, big goofy smile
Is this the life that I'd find worthwhile
Is this the guy who I want
For my fiancee...
I've got boyfriends and suitors aplenty
I've got hook-ups and lovers galore
And I'm older than him... Just turned twenty
But who cares? Let's get real
I could scooooore...
I want to screw with a surface guy
I wanna chance just to see what happens
Grabbin' my hands round that little tight
What's the word? Ass
Flippin' your fins, you don't get too far
Legs are required for spreadin', squeezin'
I should shut up, 'cause he thinks this is
What's the word? Crass
Up where they hump
Up where they screw
Up where they do the things mammals do
Easy and free, wish I could be
This dork's fiancee
What would I give, if I could live
As his piece of fish tail
What would I pay, to spend a day
flat on my back
Betcha on land, they understand
external egg-laying is boring
We could straddle, or side-saddle
Or even staaaaand....
And I don't even care that his friend's a squid
We'd got out together and hit the dance clubs
And all the guys would say
"What's the word" She's really hooooot!
When's it my turn? Wouldn't I love?
Love to do things like they do above....
It might be nice...
Maybe once or twice...
As this dork's fianceeeeeee...."