Kor'dah's Recruitment Song
(to the tune of Green Day's "Basket Case")
(This is, technically, the first parody song I wrote for the game. It was performed in-character, by annoying dwarven bard, Kor'dah, during a recruitment drive for Kylen's High Piracy Society. It wasn't very good, but historically, it's... well, not important, but here it is.)
"Do you have the time, to join our
merry crew
We're out to quell and vanquish ill all at once.
We're on one of those
Melodramatic quests
Adventurous to the core, no doubt about it.
Sometimes we conquer evil fiends
Sometimes our foes play tricks on us
Our ranks keep swelling up
I think we're heading up
And are we a merry crew,
Or are we stoned..."