A Song About Kerwyn
(To the tune of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" by Gene Autry)
You know Regdar and Lidda
And Ember and Devis
Hennet and Jozan and
Naull and Soveliss
But do you recall
The most lamest iconic of all
Kerwyn the rogue iconic
Buried back in chapter nine
With his spiky hair and rapier
Never had a good design
Vadania, Tordek and Alhandra
Had a place in Sigil Prep
Even those losers Gimble
and Eberk would both fall in step
Then one foggy afternoon
The DM came to say
"Kerwyn with your looks so bland
Really hope you'll understand"
Then how the players loved Krusk
And even Nebin and Mialee
But who will ever love Kerwyn
Well, I guess it won't be me.