Groovy Ghoulies
(Obligatory "Oompa Loompa" songs for obligatory Willy Wonka parody thread. To the tune of the Oompa Loompa songs from "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory".)
(Roxy Jr. mouths off to Lord Hershey):
"Groovy Ghoulie, glippity-glitch
Shut you damn mouth, and stop being a bitch
Groovy Ghoulie, garbity-gout
You've been a nuisance, and now you are out
You should just learn to keep your mouth shut
Cheated to get here, and your mother's a slut
We are all sick of sarcastic asides
So we will put your in the dumpster outside
Go back to the future, brat
Groovy Ghoulie, garpity-gess
Artifice your way out of this mess
If you come back once more to this place
We'll groovy ghouly, upside your face"
(Nobody else got tossed out)