Fighter Faculty
DEAN OF FIGHTERS
Tanis Half-Elven (Half-Elf Fighter-30): Once one of the great heroes of Krynn, Tanis is now one of the most popular professors on campus. All the women want him. ("And so does Krusk, heh-heh.. OW!" --Regdar, 5th year human fighter) Tanis, himself, is devoted to valor and heroism, and is very excited to take parties of grad students on grand quests, especially those that lead to the downfall of powerful dragons or Professor Soth. (based on the Dragonlance character; property of WotC)
TENURED FACULTY
Bruenor Battlehammer (Shield Dwarf Fighter-30): Stern and loyal, hero of the Northlands in Faerun, Professor Battlehammer teaches a number of general combat and strategy classes, most of them practical in nature. He enjoys his position at Sigil Prep, especially since he was asked to teach, and Drizzt Do'Urden, his ally and comrade in innumerable battles was not. Finally, he's out of that Drow's shadow! He's the main character here, dammit! Write some damn books about the dwarf already!!! (Based on the Forgotten Realms character; property of WotC)
Flint Fireforge (Dwarf Fighter-30): One of the Heroes of the Lance from Krynn, and one of Sigil Prep's most notable professors. Flint teaches advanced battleaxe techniques and metalworking. (based on the Dragonlance character; property of WotC)
Jagannash the Unstoppable (Dragonborn fighter-30): Founder and head of the Dreadnought program. He spends most of the day walking through traps just to show off. (based on a character mentioned in Martial Power; property of WotC)
Jas (Human Fighter-30): Winged human and spelljammer pilot. Jas has wings, which appear to be copper gargoyle's wings in Sigil, but look different in different planes. She likes to pretend there's a big story behind all this, but it's really just because it looks good on the magazine covers. Jas's classes take a lot of field trips. To show off the wings, y'know. (based on the Spelljammer character; property of WotC)
Teldin Moore (human Fighter-30): Legendary Spelljammer captain, and farmboy from Krynn. Teldin teaches a number of spelljamming related classes, geography of the stars and spheres, and most importantly, basics of agriculture. (based on the Spelljammer character; property of WotC)
OTHER FACULTY
Agh! Scream! Slashslashslash (Human Fighter-28): Head of the Ravager department, and bloodiest professor on campus. Her full name is Mary Beth Agh! Scream! Slashslashslash.
Atlas (human Fighter-25): Head of the Iron Vanguard department.
Debib (loxo Fighter-20): Debib is a pacifist by nature, and is offended by our occupation with football. He'll get over it.
Eretha: swim team coach (see "Sports")
Flintlocke (giff Fighter-21): Professor of smokepowder weaponscraft, he has a thick British explorer's accent, and a riding crop to whack unruly students. A former Spelljammer captain, he enjoys sailing Wildspace. (Flintlocke is the result of a player trying to introduce the star of a web comic into the game. I felt this went beyond parody and into plagiarism, so I kept the names, which had already been used in character, and created new characters to go with them. Apologies to GameSpy)
Hee'tmizer (fire giant Fighter-8): Grumpy but musical professor of size Huge combat. He has a band of trained Azer who dance during his theme song.
Klank: See Football Team
Lowping (hadozee Rogue-20: Assistant professor to Professor Flintlocke. Lowping is a mischievous monkey-man who annoys his giff partner to no end. (Lowping was created in response to a PC attempt to introduce web comic characters into the game. I felt this was closer to plagiarism than parody, so I created different characters for the names dropped. Apologies to GameSpy.)
S'znomizzar (frost giant Fighter-8): Professor of size Huge weapons training. All he wants is to have a nice snowfall on campus, but Professor Hee'tmizer won't have it.
Stonewall, Coach: See "Sports"
GRAD ASSISTANTS
Regdar: Iconic assistant coach