Drake's Favorite Things
(to the tune of "My Favorite Things" from The Sound of Music)
"Lawful good kobolds and girls who like
kittens
Bright copper warforged with solid steel mittens
Brown furry half-orcs all covered in mail
These are the souls that I find are for sale
"Cream colored centaurs and half-baked elf druids
Careless young aboleths in aboleth fluids
Young dragon girls with their young dragon tails
These are the souls that I find are for sale
"Young human monks and changeling artificers
gibbering mouthers with all their incisors
Silver white winter wolves out in the hail
These are the souls that I find are for sale.
"When the girls swoon
When they all moon
When they need a man
I simply seduce them and steal all their souls
And then I do it again..."